Just 21 brilliantly random overheard snippets of conversation
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Conversation overheard in Starbucks just now:
“We met at a coffee shop”
“That’s so weird”
“What?”
“The fact that you didn’t meet on Grindr”— not trippy turtle (@___v0id___) September 25, 2018
13.
This father and his young son & daughter just biked by me, and it was obvious they were arguing about something. All I overheard was the Dad’s response: “Daddy has a weighted vote, because this is not a true democracy.” Parenting goals. pic.twitter.com/yp0npoeqSE
— Maddy (@maddysquish) September 26, 2018
14.
Overheard at my Dr's office:
Nurse: Good morning, how are you today?
Man: Old.— GraveRobberson (@DamnRobber) September 25, 2018
15.
Overheard serving tables “honestly I only wanna get married for the tax code” same girl same.
— Trash Panda (@kayleigh2519) September 29, 2018
16.
https://twitter.com/yassivypark/status/1044752393664028672
17.
Was walking down the street and overheard a woman say
“moth memes are really paving the way for the country’s youth”
— CrankGameplays (@CrankGameplays) September 30, 2018
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https://twitter.com/andrewmurrayer/status/1043574072397975552
19.
Overheard on set:
“If santa were just a little younger and looked more like Channing Tatum, I would totally go for him”— Bex Taylor-Klaus (@IBexWeBex) September 24, 2018
20.
Overheard at the zoo "Rhino's are just fat unicorns"
— Ben Sullins (@teslanomicsco) September 22, 2018
21.
Overheard at Union Square, NYC
Guy: "Is this the Anti-Trump protest?"
Lady: "Yeah."
Guy: "How long does it last?"
Lady: "Four years."— Tomthunkit™ (@TomthunkitsMind) September 23, 2018
Sometimes, we’re the ones being overheard – like this.
Shoutout to the milk delivery guy who casually overheard me scream in agony as I knocked over a giant stack of pitchers and exclaim “EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART!! JUST LIKE MY LIFE!!” And pretended not to notice like kudos to you man
— Sammy Le Quesne (@sammy_whamm) September 26, 2018
But, be aware that you may not be as discreet as you think.
Overheard on the bus:
'I think that creepy bastard is trying to hear what we're saying.'— Matho (@MathoInc) September 25, 2018
