David Cameron fancies a return to politics and we’re all thrilled – 17 hilarious reactions
Rumours have surfaced via “a friend” that David Cameron would like a return to frontline politics, because he’s “bored shitless”, which is a relief because we’d hate for him to bring his shit back to parliament. As Remainers blame him for allowing the referendum and Brexiters blame him for walking away and letting in Theresa May, his return is unlikely to bring on the street parties.
These 17 reactions reflect an extreme lack of enthusiasm.
1.
Arsonist who set fire to everything confident he’ll be handed gallons of petrol and some matches. pic.twitter.com/lou2IaXDhT
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 2, 2018
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COMING OUT OF THE SHED, GOT A FRESH PIG’S HEAD. pic.twitter.com/4iCRJGW5Ib
— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) November 1, 2018
3.
David Cameron wants to return to front line politics. Pretty sure he should get the job of "minister of the absolute dickhead who got us into this nonsense by doing a shite referendum to get racists to vote tory" or just Brexit secretary or whatever
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) November 1, 2018
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David Cameron? Wanting to re-enter Politics? After resigning? And quitting as an MP? After losing a referendum? PURE PIG-HEADEDNESS.
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 1, 2018
5.
Just two words for David Cameron if the worst Prime Minister since Neville Chamberlain really wants to return to politics. The second is “off”.
— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) November 1, 2018
6.
What, because it worked out so well last time? Man, you ripped up our closest international partnership. By accident. That makes you even worse than Boris Johnson https://t.co/s5i2xhzU52
— Yvette Cooper (@YvetteCooperMP) November 1, 2018
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https://twitter.com/thewritertype/status/1058136425290436613
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Excl: David Cameron's gone mad pic.twitter.com/DehflGAIVZ
— Otto English (@Otto_English) November 1, 2018
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A source said: “David is dedicated to public service.” I remember, when he announced he was quitting as PM the day after the referendum and then said he was also standing down as an MP, thinking: “That guy is dedicated to public service.” https://t.co/cLvz74zZDV
— Kevin Schofield (@KevinASchofield) November 2, 2018