David Cameron fancies a return to politics and we’re all thrilled – 17 hilarious reactions

10.

#davidcameron's return to politics would be as welcome as antibiotic resistant gonorrhea. https://t.co/BRzmdhWRPo

— John Smith (son of Harry Leslie Smith) (@Harryslaststand) November 2, 2018

11.

ACTUALLY MAKE HIM BREXIT SECRETARY

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 1, 2018

12.

Getting David Cameron back. That's going to save the country is it? That's like asking Mark Chapman to coax another album out of John Lennon.

You could write a list of Camerons successes as PM on the back of a hummingbirds eyelids. And still have room to draw a fucked pig.

— fourfoot (@fourfoot) November 1, 2018

13.

Ha !
Rumour has it that David Cameron would like to return to front line politics.
My sense of delicacy & good taste PREVENTS me from articulating
a *direction of travel*
So I shall simply ponder on the NATO phonetic alphabet :
#FoxtrotOscar.

— Clare Hepworth OBE (@Hepworthclare) November 2, 2018

14.

David Cameron,
If you stay out of politics that'll be the end of it. I won't look for you. I won't pursue you. But if you stick your nose in while we're cleaning up your mess I will look for you. I WILL find you. And I will leave a pig's head under your desk for your wife to find pic.twitter.com/QW6OGmOM8j

— Femi – REGISTER TO VOTE BY 18 JUNE (@Femi_Sorry) November 2, 2018

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https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1058288955320344576

16.

David Cameron: I want to be Foreign Secretary.

Everyone else: pic.twitter.com/KybK0gFF1N

— Shadow Brexit Team (@ShadowBrexit) November 2, 2018

17.

Can Cameron not just get the Waitrose job?

— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) November 1, 2018

Food writer, Jack Monroe, had this suggestion for him.

https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1058280468737679360

We doubt he’s read it – he’s probably on holiday.