Favourite 13 takedowns of the Telegraph journalist who’s fed up with today’s ‘boring culture’
8.
This brightened up my morning. Cos nothing says 'I am dynamic & totally exciting' like 'bring back Allo Allo', a comedy so edgy the main jokes were adults saying 'pissing' & 'boobies' against the backdrop of a 2nd World War in which nobody died. https://t.co/IccAcvFWmj
— Tim Clare (@TimClarePoet) November 5, 2018
9.
Memory Lane is a cul-de-sac. https://t.co/nPucxQW2vF
— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) November 5, 2018
10.
It's not censorship you fucking tooth, it's because those things are shit https://t.co/DrKqk3Kju7
— Juan Foyth hype train (@TomFoins) November 5, 2018
11.
Imagine how tedious you'd have to be to give even the slightest shit about any of these things. https://t.co/sFu45nF7gq
— Div (@askforcawmbyok) November 5, 2018
12.
Bring back the birch.
Bring back topless calendars in the office.
Bring back not being afraid to call black people darkies.
Bring back pinching girls on the arse & giving them a cheeky wink.
Bring back 3 pints of mild at lunchtime and drink driving.
Oh fuck off… https://t.co/HmUOvtTQLe— DanC (@DanSeanClayton) November 4, 2018
13.
https://twitter.com/LindsayPB/status/1059181697147854849
To conclude …
You can see darts players drinking pints in any pub.
Scantily clad women are all over the internet.
Have you heard of Boris Johnson?
Google search “Allo Allo”.
There are literally hundreds of pantos all over the U.K. every Christmas.Not sure how any of this is censored? https://t.co/4CKYfEbXf0
— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) November 5, 2018
Or maybe this.
So what @tim_R_dawson is whinging about is wanting a bit of sexism, a touch more racism, and some really average telly. Though what his bleat clearly shows is he really wants some attention.
— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) November 5, 2018
