The NY Times suggested this vegan alternative to turkey and it’s giving people indigestion
Thanksgiving, like Christmas, is a time when you might have lots of guests to dinner and you naturally want to cater for any dietary requirements they might have.
The New York Times appears to have no time for people who do a ‘pretend’ meaty dinner for your vegan guests. They say just do a vegetable thing instead.
And when they say do a vegetable thing, they really, really mean it.
Still regularly think about the time the New York Times suggested serving your vegan guests a single large beet seasoned with black pepper. pic.twitter.com/iWT7IymMjL
— Лиля (@lo_lifer) November 21, 2018
And here it is.
That’s a really big beet, alright.
Oh wait I cut off the best part: this is a condescending response to the question of how to cook a tofurkey. https://t.co/X5udXzr2t9 pic.twitter.com/lsW4IxrEME
— Лиля (@lo_lifer) November 21, 2018
I mean that does sound delicious.
— dsa weary caucus 🌹 (@MyFriendCamilo) November 21, 2018
Does it though? A single plain beet as your main?
— Лиля (@lo_lifer) November 21, 2018
Single Large Beet is the name of my minimalist dubstep project
— dsa weary caucus 🌹 (@MyFriendCamilo) November 21, 2018
Omg i feel like this article sums up my life as a vegetarian hopelessly hoping people will understand that I dont like vegetables much and not feed them to me as a “main course” 😥
— Isabella (@bellasoapbox) November 21, 2018
as soon as you say the word ‘vegetarian’ it’s like they forget that starches and fats exist, and they just pile your plate with steamed zucchini
— himillsy dodd 3.0 (@fromcainwthlove) November 21, 2018
I once went to a fancy restaurant and said I was vegan and they handed me half a head of cauliflower and a steak knife.
— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) November 21, 2018
imagine asking for advice on cooking tofurkey in hopes of being considerate to your guests and getting this lunatic’s condescending ramblings about how absurd it is that you would think to serve them tofurkey when you could give them a single large beet instead
— Eleanor Grace (@eleanorgrace) November 21, 2018
If I was the police, I’d immediately start investigating if this guy was a serial killer
— pixelated still too early for a christmas name (@pixelatedboat) November 21, 2018
