25 funniest tweets of the week
13.
When your mum calls you for dinner but when you get downstairs it’s not even dished up yet. pic.twitter.com/d5vSzfL3cO
— Jesus Tweets You (@JesusTweetsYou) November 28, 2018
14.
The shock when you put down a slow-closing toilet seat only to find it's not slow-closing.
— Tim Johns (@timoncheese) November 27, 2018
15.
https://twitter.com/RomeshRanga/status/1068060478910464000
16.
https://twitter.com/caffymac/status/1067774660832571397
17.
https://twitter.com/BrexitRaab/status/1068277206135332865
18.
{Getting dating advice}
FRIEND: Just be yourself.
ME:
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND:
ME: You’ve met me tho—
FRIEND: No, yeah, I heard it as soon as I said it.— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) November 29, 2018
19.
Me: When the cat vibrates, does that mean he's got a text?
Wife: He's purring
Alien *into earpiece* yeah, no intelligent life here
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) November 29, 2018
20.
The hell is wrong with being a journalist https://t.co/Jp5Y2Pkqno
— Hugo Rifkind (@hugorifkind) November 29, 2018
21.
Tommy Robinson latest attempt to incite racial hatred is a bungled fudge – coincidentally the title of one of my favourite Rainbow episodes
— Omid Djalili (@omid9) November 29, 2018
22.
https://twitter.com/MissPotkin/status/1068071190693101568
23.
When a silly, fluffy meme's been going for a day or so & the fun police arrive to tell the hushed masses that they grow weary of it pic.twitter.com/I5tTZKeKZy
— Gabby Hutchinson Crouch (@Scriblit) November 28, 2018
24.
when you absolutely played yourself by demanding breakfast early & now you’re hungry again pic.twitter.com/iXLK0JHbPI
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) November 29, 2018
25.
i just read something like 'hey you know how long 2018 has been? we had an olympics this year and everybody forgot about it.'
and i just stared off into the distance like
— Premee Mohamed (@premeesaurus) November 25, 2018
As usual, we – idiots – will go through the motions of asking you to tell us if we missed off your favourites and you – geniuses – will ignore us and merely comment amongst yourselves about how we should have picked different ones. So – tell us if we missed off your favourites.