28 really stupid (and very funny) things people did when they were too young to know better
15.
I moved the hands on the clock forward so Sesame Street would start sooner
— Drunkest Librarian (@DrunkestLibrary) December 11, 2018
16.
When I was in elementary school, I followed through on the “for a good time, call…” posts on the bathroom wall. And left a message. With our house number. And my name. I got the whooping of a lifetime.
— #TenureTrackHustle (@meredithdclark) December 11, 2018
17.
Because I didn’t like bunk beds and I had to sleep on the top bunk, I would purposely fall off every night to try and make a point to my parents…….let’s just say it didn’t work
— Marishika (@rishka11) December 11, 2018
18.
I was playing with my hamster tossing him in the air and catching him. Tossed up too hard once and he hit the ceiling, when I caught him he was dead
— chridden bebe (@lil_veve24) December 11, 2018
19.
My sister and I wanted to make a hammock for both of us to sleep in that night so we took a quilt and four tacks and put it up on the wall/ceiling and climbed right in.. I was on crutches for 6 weeks..
— CheyanneLillian (@UhOhSpeghetttio) December 11, 2018
20.
When I was little I used to think my reflection could hear me and I would have long conversations in front of mirrors and sometimes get into arguments…with myself ♀️ my parents would hide around the corners and giggle at the things I’d say
— Melon Kitten (@Melondewkitten) December 11, 2018
21.
I used to dump cups of water on the ground outside hoping it would evaporate then rain so I wouldn’t have to go to dive practice
— Kendall (@KendaallCook) December 11, 2018
22.
my parents were having a party and it was so loud i couldnt escape the music so i decided to grab my favorite teddy bear and zipped my self up in side a suitcase and went to sleep.. in the middle of the floor pic.twitter.com/tWZ4OMKr7H
— Nelly (@CarinChanell_) December 11, 2018
23.
Also I once pulled one of those tubes of ground meat out of the freezer and after trying to squeeze it a few times in my hands, I hit it against my head to see if it was actually hard. I literally knocked myself out.
— Debra Beatty (@debrairl) December 11, 2018
24.
whenever i’d ask my mom how much longer until we got somewhere, she’d say something like “2 and a half spongebobs” and little me would visualize 2 of spongebob and a half of his body and try converting that to a unit of time instead of realizing she meant episode length…
— arielle (@Arielle_87) December 11, 2018
25.
When I was 8 I tried to reheat a sonic grilled cheese deluxe in the microwave. For those of you who don’t know, sonic wraps their food in thin wax lined foil paper. I watched my grilled cheese combust for about 8 second before I calmly told an adult “hey the microwave blew up”
— jingle bitch (@ashiknees4) December 11, 2018
26.
Crowning achievement was when I was 7, I stuck a pair of scissor blades into a socket in my classroom.
It sent the entire street into blackout.
— The Block Panther (@DeleMage) December 11, 2018
27.
I found a dead bird during recess and kept it in my pocket for the entire day of school thinking I could take it home, and have a new pet. My mom was doing my laundry that day and emptied out my pockets and screamed when she felt a minature beak
— Totoro (@JaimeYWash) December 11, 2018
28.
When I was 2 or 3 my mom was in the shower and I made it onto the roof through our loft, but first I took off my diaper. Apparently the entire culdasac was screaming “naked red headed baby!!”
— Miranda (@tthat_redhead) December 11, 2018
To conclude …
This thread brings me much joy lmao
— M (@MotherOfDoggons) December 10, 2018
