25 hilarious things from this week

This week saw Blue Monday, the most miserable day of the year – as long as you don’t count any day you happen to hear any Brexit news. We also saw the rare phenomenon of a super blood wolf moon, only we didn’t, because the sky was too cloudy. After all this misery and disappointment, what better than to take a few minutes to read 25 of the funniest jokes we’ve seen on Twitter over the past week?

1.

Years ago I was staying at the same Hotel as Trump. He had a whole roast chicken and a tin of baked beans for his breakfast

— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) January 20, 2019

2.

https://twitter.com/Dempster2000/status/1088430584760856577

3.

hi everyone I’m excited to announce I’ve decided to take a break from my mental health to focus on social media

— Tricia Pendergrast, MD (@trpender) January 20, 2019

4.

Lord forgive me I cannot stop laughing at the discarded baby in the second photo pic.twitter.com/7hiEPTobXn

— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) January 24, 2019

5.

https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/1087807599943266304

6.

that’s her ear pic.twitter.com/ooywn27IVb

— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) January 21, 2019

7.

Just saw the headline “Theresa May set to lay out Plan B” and these celebrity feuds have gone too far

— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) January 21, 2019

8.

Right so
He's called David Davis
His idea of work is to sit in a meeting room for 30 minutes without even bringing a pen
He has a job at JCB for £3000 an hour

Are we absolutely sure Davis isn't a 4 year old's idea of what a businessman is, made real via some sort of magic penny?

— Gabby Hutchinson Crouch (@Scriblit) January 24, 2019

9.

Help. I can't stop reading this. pic.twitter.com/VtjVsT167J

— Beel (@tomservo10) January 23, 2019

10.

https://twitter.com/rebrafsim/status/1088534426684964864

11.

Me going to explain something I literally learned about 5 minutes ago pic.twitter.com/OgI5xK73JH

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) January 21, 2019

12.

GOOD NEWS: I've just been presented with a Duke of Edinburgh Award.

BAD NEWS: It was by my driving instructor.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) January 24, 2019