This hilarious NSFW story is why strict boundaries are vital in a shared house

Saved by the peckish roommate.

The moment comes when she says she’s hungry and ask if we want to order in. I reply with gusto and tell her to run up stairs and grab our menu folder in her room. She does and as soon as she’s on the first step up, I pop off this joint and sprint my ass down the hallway to my room and place the table in my closet and get the stubborn dildo off and toss it in my shower.

Reddit users liked her story so much, they gave her a gold award for it – and left these appreciative replies.

There was also this perfectly valid question.

If this comment is true, it’s no wonder she had so much trouble getting the dildo off the table.

Source: Reddit