Theresa May’s Withdrawal Agreement has had a big fat thumbs down – our 12 favourite reactions

At the expense of her voice and our sanity, Theresa May has been negotiating some last-ditch changes to the Brexit Withdrawal agreement – except, according to the Attorney General, she hasn’t actually won any legal changes.

👀 The ‘new’ Withdrawal Agreement’ is half the size of the ‘old’ one! Not a single word in it has changed…but they’ve pathetically altered the pagination to make it look different. The perfect symbol of Theresa May’s contrick Brexit Brexit. pic.twitter.com/rtKB3HBsdu

— Owen Smith (@OwenSmith_MP) March 12, 2019

As the House of Commons fervently debates whether to support her deal or risk a No-deal Brexit, the politically minded citizens of Twitter have been having a say, and theirs has been a lot funnier than anything going on in Parliament.

1.

Me: Rare steak please
Theresa May: I'll get some steak

TM: Here is your steak
Me: This is a human shit
TM: It's a good steak
Me: It's a medium rare human shit
TM: I'll get another steak

TM: Here is another steak
Me: This is the same human shit

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 11, 2019

2.

I'm not saying @theresa_may's career is over but I just saw Orla Guerin and Paul Gascoigne heading out of Westminster Station with some cans of lager and fishing rods #WithdrawalAgreement

— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) March 12, 2019

3.

Spot the difference. Changes to the #WithdrawalAgreement. pic.twitter.com/JhyVzML7zn

— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) March 12, 2019

4.

5.

"What have you changed?"
"We have received assurances-"
"What have you changed?"
"The EU have conceded that the backsto-"
"What. Have. You. Changed?"
…
"The font is smaller."
"Thank you. Doesn't that feel better getting that off your chest?" https://t.co/aFMs5Q8yqs

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 12, 2019

6.

I fully expect that the changes the government has achieved to the Brexit agreement are “legally binding” in the same way as reserving a hotel sun-lounger with a towel is legally binding. pic.twitter.com/ajASZ01u8k

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 11, 2019

7.
https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1105244289079091200

8.

the new Brexit deal vs the old Brexit deal pic.twitter.com/TvLqG0NgIB

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) March 11, 2019

9.
https://twitter.com/rowena_kay/status/1105381187231641600

10.

Theresa May (in an increasingly shrill voice)

NOTHING HAS CHANGED

NOTHING HAS CHANGED

NOTHING HAS CHANGED

NOTHING HAS CHANGED

NOTHING HAS CHANGED

NOTHING HAS CHANGED

I AM GOING TO MAKE THE EU CHANGE

Everybody else: "NOTHING HAS CHANGED"#WithdrawalAgreement

— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) March 12, 2019

11.

I see Theresa is back from Strasbourg with her "revised" #WithdrawalAgreement pic.twitter.com/G2ws3064mu

— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) March 12, 2019

12.
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1105472284356210688

BBC Three editor, Declan Cashin, spoke for much of the nation when he said this.

Me watching #WithdrawalAgreement #Brexit news today pic.twitter.com/AqA0zqLhK9

— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) March 12, 2019

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