J.K. Rowling elaborated on Dumbledore’s sexuality – accio 23 pisstakes (NSFW)
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Year 2029
Nobody:
JK Rowling: Harry Potter was a GIRL!— Varad (@VaradGhodake) March 15, 2019
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*JK Rowling on Ellen*
Ellen: I heard you liked-
JK: The invisibility cloak fought in the Vietnam war
— Riley (@Riley1729) March 9, 2019
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Nobody:
JK Rowling: Professor McGonagall has been in a strictly monogamous relationship with Filch’s cat for the last 10 years.
— Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) March 17, 2019
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https://twitter.com/TheLincoln/status/1107122715331383297
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https://twitter.com/JamieAli_/status/1105950911346683904
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JK ROWLING: dumbledore and grindelwald had sex
ME: lol
JK ROWLING: so did you and dobby
ME: what
JK ROWLING: you will never feel love like that again
ME: stop
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) March 17, 2019
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No one:
JK Rowling *chasing a reporter down the street*: “Hagrid was a furry, you know! I didn’t mention it in the books, but it was understood. Representation!!” https://t.co/zVxnr1oAFx
— Aaron West (@oeste) March 17, 2019
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JK Rowling: Ron Weasley likes to finger stuffed animals
Me: oh yeah? Go on
JK: he sucks on their teets like he’s their little cub
Me: Nice. What else
JK: err… he… calls them dirty names
Me: hoo. Yeah. Awesome
Jk Rowling: actually I’m not comf-
Me: boooooo
— Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix (@PhilNWang) March 17, 2019
Not just her own characters …
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https://twitter.com/timcarvell/status/1107101430970761216
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I'm just glad JK Rowling didn't write other classic children's books because I don't ever need to know shit like Sam I am fucked that ham.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) March 17, 2019
Writer, Solomon Georgio, reduced her revelations to the most important plot point.
https://twitter.com/solomongeorgio/status/1107134022826622979
Comic creator, @pixelatedboat, had a slight problem with the reaction.
People criticise J.K. Rowling but how great would it be if George Lucas came out of retirement to declare that Salacious Crumb was an unstoppable fuck machine
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) March 17, 2019
However, journalist and broadcaster Muriel Gray pointed out the crux of the matter.
Furious spittle flecked hounds barking at @jk_rowling all day. It’s her universe, her characters, her story. She can shape it however she pleases. If you want to control a story make your own one up. Good luck with it being a fraction as good.
— Muriel Gray (@ArtyBagger) March 17, 2019
Thumbnail pic: Warner Brothers