13 favourite takes on the Tory candidates to succeed Theresa May as prime minister
With Theresa May all set to stand down as PM if the Tory MPs who previously rejected her Brexit deal as a crock of crap promise to vote for it, the Guardian helpfully drew up a list of runners and riders who might replace her.
And what a list it is.
These 13 responses pretty much nail it.
1.
DEAR ACTUAL CHRIST pic.twitter.com/fd7cAUyaYS
— Daniel Benneworth-Gray (@gray) March 27, 2019
2.
This is the worst game of Shoot, Marry, Shag I have ever played.
— Anna Mazzola (@Anna_Mazz) March 27, 2019
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4.
IS THERE A WARM-BLOODED OPTION?!
— Craig Oldham (@OfficeOfCraig) March 27, 2019
5.
— Lissa Evans (@LissaKEvans) March 27, 2019
6.
This photo wouldn't even be good if it was captioned EIGHT PEOPLE CHARGED. https://t.co/DEzBm06A2Q
— David Quantick (@quantick) March 28, 2019
7.
Fucking hell, it’s like Doctor Who hit a really shit run of luck with regenerations https://t.co/NoqEsnTCpf
— Pointless Letters (@pointlesslettrs) March 27, 2019
8.
https://twitter.com/EmmaKennedy/status/1111001721503956992
9.
It’s like Game Of Thrones but everybody is Joffrey. pic.twitter.com/PPkrJfK1RT
— Nev Pierce (@nevpierce) March 27, 2019
10.
Shittiest episode of University Challenge ever.
— Mark Jones (@drmjones) March 27, 2019
11.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. pic.twitter.com/IjhQseO9n4
— IAN HYLAND (@HylandIan) March 28, 2019
12.
THERE’S NO LIMIT
— Jim (@Barcajim63) March 28, 2019
13.
It’s like a D&D alignment grid, but if each axis just said “prick” https://t.co/AlgYhM538z
— Professor Bison Sexhorn (@Brainmage) March 28, 2019
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