19 things that stopped a crush dead in its tracks
Most of us will have had a crush at one time or another. It could be that guy on the other side of the open-plan office, the gorgeous actress in that soap opera you watch despite it being rubbish, or perhaps someone you haven’t even met, but talk to online. Some crushes lead to relationships, some fizzle out and others end with a bang when the object of your affections reveals something about themself.
Vice writer, Nicole Clark, spotted this post.
can't stop thinking about how yesterday my crush just. poured a glass of WHOLE MILK and then drank it?? a straight glass of whole milk?? is this grounds for uncrushing??
— morgan sung (@morgan_sung) March 26, 2019
It got her wondering …
https://twitter.com/nicalexiac/status/1110951935345979392
1.
I told a guy I liked that I was enjoying a nice day in the sun “getting my dose of vitamin D” and he condescendingly tried to correct me with, “It’s actually vitamin C”.
I never spoke to the doofus again. https://t.co/IE2cTMEvT0— Jessi (@OmgItsMessica) March 28, 2019
2.
‘I’ve always wanted an Asian boyfriend!’
We’re not fucking Pokémon Karen. https://t.co/tvAPSXX1rY
— David Lo Pun-ch Nazis (@helpmeskeletor) March 28, 2019
3.
I had a crush on an actor for 40 years until he turned out to be a political Twitter ignoramus. I was so disappointed I had to block him so he couldn't be retweeted into my feed. Still love his sister though.
— Kim L (@kimleonard) March 27, 2019
4.
I had a crush on someone until they asked me if the pepper icons next to dishes on a vietnamese menu referred to "how many peppers were inside each dish"
— Sabrina Imbler (@aznfusion) March 27, 2019
5.
some dude i was texting replied with "defiantly" instead of "definitely" and i never texted back
— Petrana 冰冰 Radulovic (@Pet_rana) March 27, 2019
6.
I was engaged to someone else, but met her through work. It was getting really intense until she lit a cigarette. And that's how cigarettes saved my marriage.
— Willy Lee (@advicepig) March 27, 2019
7.
once my hs crush was out sick and the next day i was like are u ok and he told me, ya it just happens if i don't wash my sheets every three months or so. crush ended immediately
— bettina makalintal (@bettinamak) March 27, 2019
8.
He met me for lunch in the east village wearing these 😿 pic.twitter.com/WZa1e8Kqxn
— Jasika Nicole (@TheJasikaNicole) March 28, 2019
9.
One crush got really upset at our server for something completely out of the server’s control. Instant dealbreaker.
— ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@stvngrdy) March 27, 2019
10.
My crush had this luxurious long hair (back in the 80s). One day he had shaved it into a mohawk. I immediately un-crushed!
— CP (@ChrisPass570) March 27, 2019