This is why you should never try to sneak up on a goose
People used to use geese to guard property – they were watchdogs before watchdogs were watchdogs. One girl found out the hard way that you just can’t sneak up on a goose and get away with it.
Source: Woman taunts goose, gets dose of instant karma by LindseyHeinz
At least she got plenty of sympathy from whoever was watching her.