Our 25 favourite jokes from this week
13.
It’s a sad indictment of society that there’s a Wrestle Mania but no Reading The Collected Works Of Proust While Stroking Your Chin Mania
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) April 8, 2019
14.
Went to a restaurant that was serving Badger last night.
It was from the sett menu
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) April 8, 2019
15.
TOP TIP:
Save money on a tribal leg tattoo by standing behind your garden gate…. pic.twitter.com/CnEvkYVeC9— i.am.phil (@philwithy69) April 9, 2019
16.
Well, Game of Thrones is back next week and it's that time of year again that people feel the need to tell you they've never watched it. Alright Carol I've never watched Emmerdale, but I'm not shouting about it. #GameOfThrones
— Jo (@josephineinnit) April 7, 2019
17.
https://twitter.com/bunny_bbw/status/1114262499220688896
18.
To Kajagoogoo you must think like a googoo.
— Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) April 10, 2019
19.
https://twitter.com/Simon_Pegg/status/1115935519475679232
20.
If you want to see what brexit will look like go to a Toby carvery and wait for them to run out of gammon
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) April 7, 2019
21.
Gonna start describing male characters I write as “ugly but doesn’t know it”
— Rachel Fisher (@TheRachelFisher) April 10, 2019
22.
Isn’t it sad to think that the money we’ve thrown away already trying to sort out Brexit we could have invested in spatial awareness tests for people outside shopping centres and other busy places??
— Lee Peart (@itsleepeart) April 6, 2019
23.
Went coarse fishing yesterday. Caught two f***ing fish.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) April 11, 2019
24.
A ghost theory.
Usually angry, hard to understand & so white you can see through them.
Ghosts are just Scottish people who are in the wrong house— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 11, 2019
25.
Nobody believes in unicorns any more, except mermaids, and they’re very gullible, according to a guy I met in the pub, whose friend actually married one.#NationalUnicornDay
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) April 9, 2019