Just 17 funny captions to go with this picture of Nigel Farage and Ann Widdecombe
Inspired by this effort by the great Ian Hyland …
When your dad brings his new wife to your wedding even though you expressly told him he couldn't: pic.twitter.com/f60icsCBmR
— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) April 25, 2019
… we asked you for your captions to this picture of Nigel Farage and his newest Brexit Party recruit, Ann Widdecombe.
Here are our favourites.
1.
‘First one to tread on the cracks is a foreigner’
— J 2 D (@Johnny_Two_Dogs) 25 April 2019
2.
It's just a step to the far right.
— Till (@iamths1973) 25 April 2019
3.
#BrexitParty unveils controversial merchandise pic.twitter.com/NCGNVk4lg6
— James. (@jamesgilbs) 25 April 2019
4.
When you gotta go, you gotta go! pic.twitter.com/7EmeEccVnN
— Scott Rudgley (@rudgleys1) 25 April 2019
5.
"I'm ready to dive in case her womb falls out."
— Oonagh (@Okeating) 25 April 2019
6.
"This is a local shop, for local people; there's nothing for you here"
— Simon Longstaffe (@TallSylvester) 25 April 2019
7.
[Farage] – "No Anne – wider, wider" that's not a power stance. pic.twitter.com/9eMVbR1x7T
— ☆ Sean Purdy🌹☆ (@TweetForTheMany) 25 April 2019
8.
Hot water!! And towels!!! Lots of towels!!!!
— Guy Pratt 🇪🇺 (@guypratt) 25 April 2019
9.
"Ready Nigel? Here comes the ping pong ball."
— Macho Pikachu (@retroencabulate) 25 April 2019
10.
Racist bigots stop doing the Macarena when they realise the song is Spanish. https://t.co/NdDaMTddf0
— Dor (@__Dor__) April 25, 2019
11.
You lied to me, Edward! There is a Swansea!
— Matney Self (@MatneyComedy) 25 April 2019
12.
let's do the time warp again!!!
— Ian Jackson (@Ilkestonian) 25 April 2019
13.
28 Delays Later
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) 25 April 2019
14.
While the skinsuits just about passed muster, the movement algorithms still needed work.
— Martin Smith (@martsky) 25 April 2019
15.
#brexitbarty #localpartyforlocalpeople pic.twitter.com/lqunTFKdbb
— Pneking (@pneking) 25 April 2019
And finally …
Strictly Dumb Chancing pic.twitter.com/NoQ14ce1CU
— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 25, 2019
