Worst Job Application Ever
Rule one when writing a letter to apply for a job. Don’t do this, as shared by the great Matt Deegan on Twitter.
Yeah, this one’s probably not going to get an interview. pic.twitter.com/yjsn5QUM0v
— Matt Deegan (@matt) May 2, 2019
Oh dear.
How dare you I spent [amount of time] on that application
— Jonathan Cresswell (@JonathanEx) May 2, 2019
That’s [appropriate reaction] [first name]!
— James Cridland (@JamesCridland) May 3, 2019
Well, that’s just typical of you people at [Company].
— Derek Knight (@delrico) May 2, 2019
Mailmerge aside, “Led the charge” is an instant red flag.
— Steve Martin (@smartin) May 2, 2019
15 years of experience though. ♂️
— David Wooldridge (@ThatDaveW) May 3, 2019