Nigel Farage was held hostage on his bus by fear of milkshakes – the only 7 reactions you need
Nigel Farage’s run-in with a milkshake earlier this week must have deeply scarred the poor chap, or at the very least made him fear for his suits. On Wednesday, on the campaign trail in Kent, the commodities broker turned career politician ended up unable to get off his bus after some men were spotted holding the deadly substance tasty drink.
Nigel Farage is stuck on his Brexit bus because people have turned up with milkshakes https://t.co/AmedrduUCx
— KentLive (@kentlivenews) May 22, 2019
Twitter had this to say about it.
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Superman had Kryptonite…
Nigel Farage 'trapped on bus' surrounded by protesters holding milkshakes https://t.co/9oz6Z5QoyE
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) May 22, 2019
2.
The law wouldn't stop him. The truth couldn't stop him. But a milkshake did. Truly, @Nigel_Farage, you are the hero our times deserve. https://t.co/Lou09WowiO
— Jo Maugham (@JolyonMaugham) May 22, 2019
3.
Can we just take it in turns to go and stand by that bus holding milkshakes so that Nigel Farage never gets off it. I’ll happily take the next shift.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 22, 2019
4.
In 1912, Teddy Roosevelt got shot in the chest and still stood and delivered his speech.
In 2019, Nigel Farage is cowering in a bus because of a milkshake. pic.twitter.com/6qPQqkfD2d
— Casey Explosion (@CaseyExplosion) May 22, 2019
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Hearing that Farage won't leave the bus pic.twitter.com/wtJnJLtvv3
— Ireland Simpsons Fans (@iresimpsonsfans) May 22, 2019
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Actual footage from Nigel Farage's bus today. pic.twitter.com/A1uOIscRcG
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) May 22, 2019
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Nigel Farage 2016: "I will arm myself with a rifle to fight for Brexit".
Nigel Farage 2019: "I'm not coming off the bus until all dairy products are removed "
— EL4C #WeAreCollective (@EL4JC) May 22, 2019
Finally, Louis Barfe wondered about the mood on the bus.
All those fuckers on Farage's bus, trapped by dairy-wielding terrorists. How long before they start drawing lots to see who gets eaten first? 20 minutes? Longer?
— Louis Barfe (@AlanKelloggs) May 22, 2019
They could always get someone to bring them a McDonald’s.
H/T: Kent Live