News of a “straight pride” parade is going down as well as you’d expect
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Oh hell yeah, can't wait to see 30 floats in a row featuring a giant paper mache Tom Brady head. https://t.co/GW82K5Sr5A
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) June 4, 2019
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https://twitter.com/kiwi_maddog12/status/1135987895787851777
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I don’t know who made this but it is a very accurate summary of the ethos of “Straight Pride Parade”: pic.twitter.com/FzQ2grB1KC
— Nikita Gill (@nktgill) June 5, 2019
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disgusting…..what am i supposed to say to my kids when they see a couple, covered head-to-toe in celtics gear, miming the missionary position https://t.co/poH5njbSRB
— mattie lubchansky (@Lubchansky) June 4, 2019
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I’m not proud of my attraction to the so-called opposite sex. I’m just very, very surprised. #StraightPride
— Laurie Penny (@PennyRed) June 5, 2019
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https://twitter.com/DarKlahra/status/1135305200959414273
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https://twitter.com/SoMarioTho/status/1136018800518631425
Writer Jess Dweck made the best point of all.
Nice try everyone but the best joke about the straight pride parade is the phrase straight pride parade
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) June 5, 2019