Piers Morgan interviewed Donald Trump and these 7 people were as impressed as you are

Piers Morgan got the ‘world exclusive’ interview with Donald Trump for ITV’s Good Morning Britain and it was everything you’d expect it to be. And less.

'I think I have a very good relationship with the people in the United Kingdom.'

President Trump says despite the protests, he still loves the UK and its people. (After all, he is half-British!)@piersmorgan | #GMBTrump pic.twitter.com/nGp19lBCG7

— Good Morning Britain (@GMB) June 5, 2019

To save you the bother of watching it, here are our 7 favourite things people said about it.

1.

https://twitter.com/tomruzyllo/status/1136154714138128384

2.

I’d rather stab myself in the fucking knackerbag with a pointy twig while someone pours ants into my eyes than sit through an hour of Hacky McPhoney licking the turd-cutter of a prolific and unrepentant sex offender in a badly fitting suit and a piss-stained wig.

— 🏳️‍🌈 Max 🏳️‍🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) June 4, 2019

3.

Was it via a colonoscopy?

— khaled (@__kh4l3d__) June 4, 2019

4.

I can’t believe anyone wasted time watched Piers Morgan interview Trump when they could’ve gained exactly the same level of useful knowledge by placing a lump of mince by a random dog turd while listening to an mp3 of someone falling repeatedly down the stairs.

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) June 5, 2019

5.

Ok, Piers Morgan has interviewed Donald Trump. But why give the infantile, power-crazed narcissist the attention he craves, people are now asking Trump.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) June 4, 2019

6.

https://twitter.com/DarrenGWestwood/status/1136152088377995264

7.

@GMB @piersmorgan @susannareid100
Our new position as Trumps ally #GMBTrump pic.twitter.com/ZslDl8bCnP

— In Thor In A Bikini We Trust! (@Highburyhero71) June 5, 2019

Oh, and an American writes.

the UK should be forced to keep trump since we’ve had to put up with piers morgan for so long

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) June 3, 2019

And just in the interests of balance and all that, there was also this.

There’s no doubt that any @piersmorgan bashing this morning is just sour grapes – he’s without doubt one of the finest interviewers this country has ever had…he may have a head the size of the Trump balloon but he gets the scoops everyone else dreams of #GMBTrump

— Joe Michalczuk (@joemichalczuk) June 5, 2019