Tommy Cooper’s trending so here are 15 of the great man’s best jokes

John Plunkett. Updated July 8th, 2019

Tommy Cooper’s been trending again on Twitter today.

Tommy Cooper should trend every day. pic.twitter.com/mZNq75yVmT

— Dave (Dave). (@NoahGnisisium) July 8, 2019

It’s not entirely clear why – other than the fact everyone loves a Tommy Cooper joke – so here are 15 of the late, great man’s best.

https://twitter.com/angrypeanut4/status/1148129175791919104

Tommy Cooper is trending.

A policeman stopped me the other night, he taps on the window of the car and says, 'Would you please blow into this bag, Sir'. I said, 'What for, Officer?' He says, 'My chips are too hot'. pic.twitter.com/D6BfUY4Zsk

— Shane Morgan (@MrShaneMorgan) July 8, 2019

Went to the Doctor and said "Dr, I can't stop singing The Green, green grass of home."
Dr says "You've got Tom Jones syndrome"
"Is that common, Dr?"
"Well" he replied, "It's not unusual."
Tommy Cooper

— William Fay (@WTFAY53) July 8, 2019

I went to the doctor because my arm was hurting.
He said, "You've broken your arm in three places"
I said, "What should I do?"
He said, "Don't go to those places"

"Tommy Cooper"

— Richard Peach (@RichardCPeach) July 8, 2019

I was I a restaurant and I said to the waiter,
“Oi waiter my lobsters only got one claw”.
He replied “yes because it’s been in a fight”
I said “well bring me the winner”

Tommy Cooper

— Lee Partridge (@LeePartridge16) July 8, 2019

https://twitter.com/LeePartridge16/status/1148128557689921537

Tommy Cooper should trend on Twitter every day. Among the shit we all wade through on social media, a reminder of his genius is more than welcome!! 🙌

“I met my wife at a dance. I thought she was at home with the kids…”

— Jake Humphrey (@mrjakehumphrey) July 8, 2019

Tommy Cooper born 19/3/1921
As a boy I went to see my great uncle Robb Wilton at The Garrick Theatre,Southport
There,an unknown Tommy walked slowly to the centre stage and blew into a tiny horn
"It might not mean much to you but in 10 minutes this place will be full of Vikings" pic.twitter.com/qI037Yn6xR

— Robin Askwith (@Robin_Askwith) March 19, 2019

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'" TOMMY COOPER

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 5, 2018

10.

Tommy Cooper…
Do you always drink whisky neat ?
No… sometimes i don't wear a tie & let my shirt hang out 😂

— Tom (@TamEsplin) December 25, 2018

11.

"Tommy Cooper"
Went to a zoo the other day.
It only had one dog.
Shitzu

— Andy Manning (@AndyManningPix) July 8, 2019

12.

Tommy Cooper trending this morning. Any excuse to post one his best:

"Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fire place".

— Ciaran Gallagher (@C_Gallagher1) July 8, 2019

13.

"So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.'
He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'

Tommy Cooper.

— Shane Morgan (@MrShaneMorgan) July 8, 2019

14.

'I took saxophone lessons for six months. Until I dislocated my jaw. How did I know I was supposed to blow in the small end?'

Courtesy of the late great Tommy Cooper. #InternationalJokeDay

— 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 (@pearlylondon) July 1, 2019

15.

#otd in 1921 comedian Tommy Cooper was born https://t.co/juoXeOPf4U pic.twitter.com/ilYjmgWWVy

— English Heritage (@EnglishHeritage) March 19, 2017

Also this.

Love this Tommy Cooper story in The Times today pic.twitter.com/phRXKLCr18

— Christopher Hope📝 (@christopherhope) August 12, 2017

We’re with this person.

https://twitter.com/Oxxy_Moron/status/1148128774900387840