People are discussing their perfect bacon rasher – which one’s yours?
People can be very set in their ways when it comes to food and drink – for instance, they like their tea at a very precise strength, with an almost scientific devotion to adding milk at a specific time and in an exact amount. Don’t even get them started on the correct brownness for toast – seriously, just don’t. Now, @scottavfc9 has set the cat among the pigeons, or the pig among the truffles, with this poser.
Which is YOU'RE Rasher ??👀 pic.twitter.com/eMeiCRfG9t
— Scott (@scottavfc9) July 29, 2019
That’s quite the range from number one, which is virtually still oinking, to number six, which will presumably be placed in an urn and reverently arranged on a shelf with some flowers and a votive candle.
Tweeters had pretty strong views on the topic.
In typical bell curve fashion, the middle two were very popular.
1.
Who the fuck is 1, 2, 3, 5 or 6? https://t.co/Q979KzFbDh
— Jacqui Abbott (@jamajestical) July 30, 2019
2.
3 & 4 are perfection.. don’t @ me https://t.co/CquvkLPlFW
— Queen ||Thugy✨ (@ThatThing45) July 30, 2019
With some upper end outliers.
3.
5/6 look perfect to me
— Charlotte 🍷 (@Teacakeuk) July 31, 2019
4.
7 every time.
— Derek Parkinson (@Kerednosnikrap) July 30, 2019
People were wisely steering clear of the pile of tapeworm that is number one, and dropping by to take the piss, naturally.
5.
bloody hell a good vet could have number 1 back on its feet.
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) July 30, 2019
5.
No.1 and no.6 are for people on promoted diets off Instagram.
— Doug (@das_munch) July 30, 2019
6.
1&2: Did they just wave the bacon in the general vicinity of a frying pan? Pretty sure 1 wasn't even in the same room.
— Scott (@scottwilks) July 30, 2019
7.
1 raw
2 got a sun tan
3 half cooked
4 perfect
5 burnt
6 cremated— Jon Flanagan's right elbow (@bobfullhouse2) July 29, 2019
8.
Was number 1 cooked on a radiator?
— Adam (@a_dam_e) July 30, 2019
9.
Anyone who says 6 may aswell eat the charcoal out of a used barbecue
— Paul Jeffries (@PaulJeffries17) July 29, 2019
Jipsee Paranormal was refreshingly honest.
4 unless I’m starving then any
— Jipsee Paranormal (@Jipseeparanorml) July 30, 2019
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