Boris Johnson just lost his majority live on TV – 21 tweets that nail his House of Commons horror show

11.

I think this is perhaps the most entertaining bit of the whole pathetic charade. Imagine having bitten, clawed and knifed your way to the job you’ve considered to be your destiny since childhood, only to find you’re really crap at it. https://t.co/DeLOR8UqjS

— Ben Stanley (@BDStanley) September 3, 2019

12.

I'm watching Boris Johnson in the Commons, and not only has one of his MPs just defected, live, to the Libs, but it's just one Tory MP after another attacking him, as he blusters. Any idea he's a magic LOLZ wizard getting stuff done is dying hard and fast.

— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) September 3, 2019

13.

I think what we've all learned from today is that literally nobody likes Boris Johnson.

— David Quantick (@quantick) September 3, 2019

14.

The worst thing about Boris Johnson is Boris Johnson.

— Kieron Gillen (@kierongillen) September 3, 2019

15.

Is it the setting? He’s ideal for the after-dinner circuit. He is elevated by the laughter and the admiration. But the Commons is a bear pit. You’ll get fuck all of that here. It seems to be sucking the lifeblood from him.

— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) September 3, 2019

16.

Boris Johnson is experiencing a female horse's fifth birthday – he's losing a Phil Lee, but having a mare.

— David QC (@DavidMuttering) September 3, 2019

17.

I’ve had to turn it off. It’s like being forced to listen to the most irritating person in the pub say the same bullshit over and over again. I’ll leave the heavy lifting to @iandunt and pay attention to him instead.

— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) September 3, 2019

18.

It’s embarrassing that this waffling, bullshitting chancer has managed to con his way to becoming Prime Minister. This is an astonishingly terrible display. A dog who didn’t so much catch the car as get run over by it on television in real time.

— Steve Mosby (@stevemosby) September 3, 2019

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#houseofcommons pic.twitter.com/5IeJkF9uHK

— Jamie Gemmell (@GingerPower_) September 3, 2019

20.

Brexit is filmed before a live studio audience. pic.twitter.com/CVBbXsDLcC

— Brian Spancock (@BrianSpanner1) September 3, 2019

21.

It's not really funny. It's probably the end.

— Tom Stoppard Quotes (@StoppardQuotes) September 3, 2019

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