These 13 songs for Boris Johnson will give you the most topical earworms
8.
"We're only making plans for Nigel" #SingASongForJohnson https://t.co/zjyEhwlotn
— Peter Hunt (@tsdpete) September 17, 2019
9.
(To the tune of Come Out Ye Black and Tans)
Come out Boris Johnson, face Mr Bettel like a man,
Tell us how you’ll deliver Brexit in October,
A few protestors did make you run like hell away,
From the podium, the public and the watching world’s cameras.#SingASongForJohnson pic.twitter.com/oHuR0LD6d5
— Michael East (@MichaelEast83) September 17, 2019
10.
I'm a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom
I kill conversation as I walk into the room
I'm a three line whip
I'm the sort of thing they ban
I'm a walking disaster
I'm a demolition man#SingASongForJohnson— 👑Sia Ayrom👑 (@siaayrom) September 17, 2019
11.
I’m just a Tory scumbag , baby
Listen to Dominic Cummings maybe
I’m just a bumbling windbag ,baby
Fuck you #SingASongForJohnson— Martin ellis #GTTO #dangerousheroes (@cutter78) September 18, 2019
12.
I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,
For my monster from his lab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surpriseHe did the mash, got the pound to crash. burned some cash. He did the wmonster mash
— Linda Thomson (@bletheredboo) September 18, 2019
13.
And what a scummy man
Just give him half a chance
I bet he'll rob you if he can
Can see it in his eyes, yeah, that he's got a nasty plan
I hope you're not involved at all#SingASongForJohnson— Living Life Slower (@life_slower) September 18, 2019
We’ll let Will have the last words …with Boris Johnson as an inanimate plaything of others. Hmmm …
I'm a Boris boy in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
I won't brush my hair, undress me if you dare
Imagination, I am your creationI'm a blond bimbo boy in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it loose, I'm your dolly pic.twitter.com/MV3AdmezJB— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) September 17, 2019
Source: @WillBlackWriter Image: Twitter. screengrab
