These 22 terrible dates will make you seriously consider becoming a hermit
12.
It was a first date. A few drinks in the pub. Then her housemates turned up and they all took acid. I snuck out when she was pretending to climb a wall while shouting "Spider-Man".
— Christ! A giant spider Webb!! (@chrisporkerwebb) October 21, 2019
13.
Half way through my date went to the toilet…& never came back. As I left after finishing my supper (macaroni cheese!) she was sat outside smoking.
Told me her ex turned up & her leaving had saved me getting a ‘proper battering’. There wasn’t a second date.
— Marküs (@phykuss) October 21, 2019
14.
Guy turns up in a Bear Grylls t-shirt, professes his love for Trump, thinks women who need IVF treatment are failures, and is an utter racist. Then hopes we can meet again. Even the waiter felt sorry for me.
— Sarah Louise (@sarahlou_iorua) October 21, 2019
15.
First date with a girl that worked in a bar. Towards the end of the night (which had gone quite well thank you) we went to her bar for after hours drinks with the staff. The chef, celebrating the end of his first shift, puked up all over my head.
— Rob Turpin (@thisnorthernboy) October 21, 2019
16.
Met a barrister for coffee. Turns out he was an insolvency barrister, and he spent the full hour gloating about how he’d *finally* got a judge to order some guy’s house to be repossessed. Was emphatic that he should not feel guilt. I ghosted him, and I’m not even ashamed. https://t.co/RYh7ZNrASp
— Smashleigh Bunnikins (@Glitter_brawl) October 21, 2019
17.
first date. Toilet in the gig venue was broken so she stormed out threatening to pee in the street. I recommended her to go to a pub but she chose a kebab shop instead. Then we went for a drink after the gig and had an argument about Jeremy Corbyn.
— Joe Jones (@joey_manic) October 21, 2019
18.
She spent ALL date saying she "didn't need a man" & "all men were arseholes". Told me what she earned; "Bet you're intimidated!" (I don't care. But also, it was less than me. I didn't tell her). I smiled. Nodded politly. Just not for me. Then she said "I'd love to see you again."
— Chris Hallas (@ChrisHallas) October 21, 2019
19.
The one when the date started crying because I'd ordered a roast dinner at the restaurant we where in.
Reminded her that her ex had booted one out of the window in a rage when he broke up with her – it was the first one she had made, and wanted to show him how much she loved him.— Deadblood was the best ABC Warrior…dont @ me (@The_Only_Doyle) October 21, 2019
20.
Flown to Milan (oooh! ahh!) only to find out it was to pick his car up and drive back to London. Took 2 days.
— Anna Macdonald (@AnnaMacdWilson) October 21, 2019
21.
Gosh. It has to be when he turned out to be a ‘royal family hater’ and randomly talked at me about how much he hates them for about 30 mins and then moved on to discussing religion and said he thinks I must agree to everything he said as I would be stupid not to. I left.
— Medi (@medi050505) October 21, 2019
22.
Asked out by a work colleague. Wasn’t keen but everyone assured me he was a nice guy. Picked me up on his way home from the gym, said he had to shower so took me home & walked around in his underwear, suggesting we watch Eyes Wide Shut.
— Melody (@yourskiesrmine) October 21, 2019
This date was so bad, it had repercussions years later.
Girl turned up having knocked her wing mirror off en-route to meet me & proceeded to blame me for it for next 45 mins and then left as "god knows what other misery I would bring on her"
She then got me flung out of a house party years later when she realised I was also there 🤷♀️
— Pac-Man (@atari2600hero) October 21, 2019
Vow of celibacy, anyone?
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