17 jokes to celebrate being almost at the general election finish line

10.

“Hello, you’ve dialled 811 8055. You want a cassette of Grease in exchange for a poster of The Bee Gees?” pic.twitter.com/OUO6SqnsFI

— Harry Flowers (@HrryFlwrs) December 8, 2019

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Sometimes I think surely no one will vote for Boris Johnson. Then I hear ‘Driving Home for Christmas’ and realise people bought that, on purpose. And I worry he’ll get a majority of 900 seats.

— Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel) December 9, 2019

12.

Like a laxative advert pic.twitter.com/tAryp8944H

— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) December 8, 2019

13.

Live on TV tonight, Britain’s cheekiest double act will be persuading people to swallow bollocks pic.twitter.com/ZW4F5Z7Dux

— Mockeree (@mockeree) December 6, 2019

14.

Is there a bunker somewhere with Keir Starmer, Rees-Mogg and Priti Patel playing cards?

— Geoff Norcott (@GeoffNorcott) December 9, 2019

15.

BREAKING: Tories vow to lower hospital waiting times by placing 50 new blankets on the floor of every corridor.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) December 10, 2019

16.

Who else is looking forward to a nice cup of tea on Thursday night and complaining it’s not the same without Dimbleby?!

— Henning Wehn (@henningwehn) December 9, 2019

17.

One thing this election campaign has really opened my eyes to, is that wow, there are people that those spam emails must work on.

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) December 10, 2019

And if you’ve had enough of politics, don’t forget that the election will soon be over and we can move on to months if not years of arguing over Brexit.

If anyone’s tired of election chat, BBC Radio Manchester’s currently doing an interview with a chippy in Didsbury that’s selling fully-battered Christmas dinners.

— Upyoursginaford (@upyoursginaford) December 10, 2019

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Keep your sense of humour intact with these 16 general election jokes

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