These 16 stories of kids embarrassing their parents are delightfully cringeworthy

9.

Me and my daughter who was 3, were on a flight but couldnt get seats together so the aisle was between us. She was sitting beside an elderly couple and when the man ordered cans of juice and crisps from the air hostess my daughter said to him "my mum says its nice to share"

— LOUISE WILSON (@LOUISEW58260696) 27 January 2020

10.

At HMV in Lancaster there was an ‘in store event’. A friend’s 6 year old ran in, grabbed a mike and in full voice sang (shouted) ‘Tragedy! When your mum’s in bed with your Uncle Fred, it’s a tragedy.’ His mum, my friend, was traumatised. No idea where he got the song.

— Mr Rhubarb Waffle (@RhubarbWaffle) 27 January 2020

11.

Showing a prospective buyer round our house.Told kids to stay downstairs whilst I showed the upstairs.Opened the understairs cupboard in our bedroom.A voice behind us exclaims loudly 'See, there's no dead people in there!'.Cheers 6yr old daughter!

— Kit (@Omemade1) 27 January 2020

12.

Me and my best mate took my son, age 6, on a road trip round Europe. Coming back got to french customs , pull up and see customs officials giving us weird looks. For some reason my lad had striped completely naked and was sat in the back on a pillow grinning like a mad man

— Martin Compton (@uogmc) 27 January 2020

13.

My toddler sat in a supermarket trolley, very loudly and excitedly proclaimed in the wine aisle “mummy”s Juice”

— Andrea Williams (@AndreaMarritt) 27 January 2020

14.

On holiday in France – camping – then 3 yr old woke at 5am, came into our tent-room & woke me up with the biggest, loudest, definitely-clearly-overheard-through-canvas type ‘whisper’ saying ‘Mummy! There is a bone in my willy!’
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I can only hope the neighbours slept soundly…

— Cath Hubbuck (@CathHubbuck) 27 January 2020

15.

Waiting to be served in the chippy when a big, hairy biker walked in. My 3yo son loudly asked me why did that lady have a beard.

— Dadzia🦊Jazz (@jsfox8) 27 January 2020

16.

When my son was learning to read and at the stage of reading everything he saw out loud. Sitting on a busy-ish Tube and a clear voice came from my side:

“London sperm bank. Be special, give sperm.”

Bloke on the other side of me was pissing himself laughing.

— TheDreadPirateRowan (@AlternateRowan) 27 January 2020

This anecdote from Copernicus II shows his son was less embarrassing and more the hand of fate.

Playing with my phone on holiday in Spain, my then 4-yr old son somehow managed to open a text I’d drafted to dump my then girlfriend in a drunken rage. And sent it. To her.

— Copernicus II (@REACHHomes1) 27 January 2020

There’s definitely a lesson in there about phones and alcohol, but we’re not quite sure what it is.

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