18 things you can say during sex and while shopping in IKEA (NSFW)
According to received wisdom, kids say the funniest things, but Twitter can give them a run for their money – and we’re not going to suggest for a moment that it’s because tweeters are childish.
Someone named seamus from creggan set a challenge.
Whats the one thing you can say during sex and shopping in Ikea pic.twitter.com/rGZGc30BQ6
— seamus from creggan (@shimboi) January 29, 2020
It’s probably best not to speculate on why, or whether he was choosing a Billy bookcase as tweeted it, but Twitter certainly responded well.
These were our favourite suggestions.
1.
I wish we weren't in IKEA. https://t.co/nGUM1yHxOE
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) January 29, 2020
2.
can’t believe I trekked to outer Tottenham for this and still feel thoroughly empty inside https://t.co/4ex5rEZXJo
— Sean (@seanbgoneill) January 29, 2020
3.
Well you won’t know what bit goes where and you won’t follow the simple instructions so I’ll end up having to do it all my fucking self https://t.co/LeO4jPoQR9
— Mappers (@CarolMaps) January 29, 2020
4.
We’ve been here less than a minute and I’m already sorry I came https://t.co/tR4va5PY7W
— Here’s what I reckon: (@angryaboutbikes) January 29, 2020
5.
I only came for the balls https://t.co/9rr13BNmtf
— Corey (@CoreyMilby) January 29, 2020
6.
Let's try sitting on it first. https://t.co/E5uM4gV3xM
— Violet (@VioletDates) January 30, 2020
7.
"It looked better in the photos" https://t.co/gQiXt7BdUu
— Jonathan Brown (JB) (@JB_AU) January 29, 2020
8.
I know it's a lot, but we'll find a way to make it fit. https://t.co/ZuHy98TAdy
— Jake Ott – 1/40 (@JetpackOtter) January 29, 2020
9.
And what ridiculous name do you call that? https://t.co/0roHTqcjY7
— Dr Mand (@mandapen) January 29, 2020
