This shop’s warning sign about customers with guns really isn’t messing around

John Plunkett. Updated March 4th, 2020

Shop sign of the week.

‘Attention idiots,’ writes freebirdls over on Reddit.

‘If you are offended by this message you can assume that you fall in the third category’

ATTENTION IDIOTS

There are only 3 reason to unholster your loaded firearm

– you are robbing us
– you are shooting the person robbing us
– you are a complete incompetent idiot

PLEASE DO NOT UNHOLSTER A LOADED WEAPON IN OUR STORE

If you do, the following will apply to each of the above

– you will be shot
– you will be thanked
– you will be treated like an idiot and asked to leave

IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS MESSAGE YOU CAN ASSUME THAT YOU FALL IN THE THIRD CATEGORY

‘Jokes on them: idiots aren’t going to read all those big words.’ pfeifits

Source Reddit u/freebirdls