Favourite 4 replies to ‘Mr Plenty’ who’s tackling coronavirus head on

John Plunkett. Updated March 16th, 2020

Here’s a chap who calls himself Mr Plenty on Twitter and it’s fair to say he’s not afraid of the coronavirus. We know this, because he said this.

https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1238914731286630401?s=20

Never been sick in his life, see?

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SICK IN MY ENTIRE LIFE EVER.

Dieases look under the bed before they go to sleep, to check I AM NOT THERE.

LEARN THE SECRETS TO UNLIMITED POWER HERE:https://t.co/CSDKy4lAO3

— Mr. Plenty (@OfWudan) March 15, 2020

Whatever gets you through the night and all that. Having said that, here are our 4 favourite replies.

You (weak):
I’m going to wash my hands more

Me (winner of genetic lottery):
If the coronavirus comes near me I’ll twat it pic.twitter.com/tk5N4F2oLu

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 15, 2020

I had to do a double take on the reflection in the mirror because for a second I genuinely thought he’d won the penis lottery.

— Jayne Sharp (@Jaynesharp) March 15, 2020

https://twitter.com/PlopGazette/status/1239197649397518336?s=20

It appears you have two eye sockets in your lower back….part of the genetic lottery I presume

— Vincent Dovey (@VincentDovey) March 15, 2020

And lots of people were saying things like this.

Stop skipping leg day

— self-isolated bee 🐝 (@soapachu) March 15, 2020

Harsh, very harsh.

Source Twitter @OfWudan