People are still managing to joke about the coronavirus – our 17 favourites

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What if they close all supermarkets and we have to hunt for our own food? I’m not even sure where chocolate Hobnobs make their nests.

— Dr Helen Ingram (@drhingram) March 18, 2020

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https://twitter.com/ij_ford/status/1240387611946074114?s=19

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Got an email from Aston Martin saying they are doing everything they can to deal with the coronavirus crisis. Phew.

— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) March 18, 2020

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Please allow yourself one small 'lol' today by picturing the many spectacular homemade haircuts people will emerge from quarantine with.

— Rebecca Hendin (@HendinArts) March 17, 2020

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After Stanley Johnson insists he’ll still go to the pub despite coronavirus outbreak, experts suggest this may at least encourage others not to.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 18, 2020

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Bookshops are now rationing. I wanted to get biographies of all prominent rap artists ever – but they would only let me buy Tupac’s.

— David QC (@DavidMuttering) March 19, 2020

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Very worrying to hear Coronavirus has already reached the ‘Pyramid’ stage. https://t.co/1HwO6tYZKH

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) March 18, 2020

BONUS:

Good morning to everyone except people who are still stockpiling food even though it means others are being left with nothing.

What exactly are you planning on doing with 47 tins of tuna, 33 tins of ravioli and 27 bags of frozen roast potatoes, Janet?

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 19, 2020

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