Need a laugh? 25 funny things from this week

We’ve banned the c-word from this collection of funny tweets. No, not that one – the one that’s in all the headlines. Consider this post an oasis of all those other things we can laugh at.

1.

Here's a fun game.
Google your 1st name then potato.
Post the 2nd image.
This is mine pic.twitter.com/GM4F1qyaBW

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 26, 2020

2.

First day as a therapist: *hands them a bottle of No More Tears shampoo*

— ✨V✨ (@coolauntV) March 26, 2020

3.

Who da hell is that?! pic.twitter.com/L9NYqz2mlu

— kath 🙀🕷❄️🇪🇺 (@KathyBurke) March 26, 2020

4.

So long as he stays 2m away that’s fine. pic.twitter.com/5Rp5IFTZBO

— Rachel Riley 🍊 (@RachelRileyRR) March 24, 2020

5.

https://twitter.com/KateRobbins/status/1241144592814215168?s=19

6.

This is fake duck. It’s lucky it wasn’t named by the people who called fake bacon ‘facon’. pic.twitter.com/Bf0983KSVz

— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) March 21, 2020

7.

The bat-signal is mainly used to attract giant moths for Batman's supper.

— Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) September 10, 2012

8.

https://twitter.com/Dempster2000/status/1241351251759190016?s=19

9.

Just seen seven skinheads in a group together singing and dancing. I'm sorry but this is madness.

— David Quantick (@quantick) March 22, 2020

9.

My toddler just told me that she's my best friend.

Then she told me that the toilet is also my best friend.

She's right about both.

— Jonesy the Magical Cheese Wizard (@CartoonJonesy) March 22, 2020

10.

I keep hearing spooky yet jaunty Eastern European folk music around my house.
I guess I must have…
*pulls down sunglasses to peer over the top*
…a polkageist

— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@craiguito) March 23, 2020

11.

Working out what film to watch and don’t think I have the emotional resilience to watch UP at this moment in my life. Maybe there’s a directors cut that starts 10 minutes in.

— Jack Whitehall (@jackwhitehall) March 24, 2020

12.

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) March 23, 2020