20 funny Easter treats – no hunting required
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Wonder if Jesus will rise this weekend, surely it would be considered a non essential trip.
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) April 9, 2020
12.
Anyone not going anywhere nice for Easter? I’m not going to Seville where the Semana Santa festivities are an unforgettable experience.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) April 9, 2020
13.
So tomorrow is a bank holiday apparently. Because of something called Easter. I quite honestly have no idea what the fuck is going on.
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) April 9, 2020
14.
I see Jesus is trending. Hope he’s ok.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) April 10, 2020
15.
You COULD open the churches at Easter, but it would come at a heavy Pentecost.
[Twirls Ascot, sips Martini.]
— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) April 8, 2020
16.
Easter would be much less fun if Jesus had died from diabetes.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) April 12, 2020
17.
Who has two thumbs and forgot it was Easter this weekend so he was getting Friday and Monday off then remembered that there wasn't much point because you can't go anywhere but then cheered up again because it's still time off work? This guy!
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) April 8, 2020
18.
Jason, have you seen my Easter Egg?
No. I haven’t seen any Easter Eggs on the bottom shelf of the kitchen cupboard anywhere at all this morning today. pic.twitter.com/7imNCg5fWf— trouteyes (@trouteyes) April 12, 2020
19.
In an alternate universe where Jesus works in IT
[Monday]
Co-worker: Jesus?! But you're… I mean, we went to your funeral dude
Jesus: I turned myself off and on again
— Pessimus Prime Minister (@BigJDubz) April 11, 2020
20.
Easter Bunny getting into the swing of 2020… #EasterSunday pic.twitter.com/fwZNNBZii5
— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) April 12, 2020
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There was a mad scramble to crack jokes about Easter eggs not being essential – 10 double-yolkers
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