17 of the funniest reactions to the lockdown to lower your blood pressure
Just in case you were worried that the government isn’t taking the care sector seriously, fear not – they’ve *checks notes* come up with a badge. An enamel badge, though, so that’s okay.
You have to laugh, or else you’ll go on Facebook talking about 5G and set a mast on fire. Or something.
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But I'd be out mate. I'm not sure you've thought this through. pic.twitter.com/0nzYaApIdh
— (@Mafer1ck) April 14, 2020
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I'm queueing outside Tesco.
To make it more fun I'm pretending I'm waiting to go into a club so I'm eccied out of my tits, drinking a bottle of mad dog & had a fight with a guy cause he was looking at my trolley— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 15, 2020
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Don’t allow your days to slip away aimlessly during lockdown. Get organised, and squander your time according to a strict schedule.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) April 15, 2020
3.
My 6yo just saw how many emails I have to do something about. He suggested just replying to all of them with 'go away, never contact me again'. He's available for all of your business/PA needs.
— Alice JB (@DrAliceJones) April 14, 2020
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The Jacinda Ardern thirst is real pic.twitter.com/h4QnVsZ9fy
— 🏳️🌈 Max 🏳️🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) April 15, 2020
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The whole 5G corona conspiracy theory is ok but i am starting the theory that dogs started this because they wanted their owners home all the time and frankly it makes about as much sense
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 15, 2020
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Put my bra on furlough
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) April 13, 2020
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pasta is returning to its native habitat in tesco
nature is healing x pic.twitter.com/3l1PX6r5FI— David Wyllie (@journodave) April 14, 2020
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[medieval lockdown: Day 27]
– You’ve definitely cut hair before?
– Yeah. I’ve nicked you a bit that’s all. It’ll grow back. pic.twitter.com/THEKxNJ4Sa— Paul (@bingowings14) April 14, 2020
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My eyes! pic.twitter.com/jTXqGa8Dt9
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) April 16, 2020