Our 21 favourite reactions to the government’s confusing “Stay Alert” advice
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To be fair to the govts confusing “Stay Alert” slogan, they’ve already had resounding success in reducing the complex intricacies of an issue to a meaningless 3 word sound bite, so it’s understandable they’d take a swing. Now let’s Get Brexit Done. 👍🏻
— Ralf Little (@RalfLittle) May 10, 2020
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— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 10, 2020
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— joe heenan (@joeheenan) May 10, 2020
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“So, can anyone tell me why this man was admitted?”
“…..he didn’t stay alert?”
“Excellent! Well done, Jane.” pic.twitter.com/kFnBOpeJoc
— Pointless Letters (@pointlesslettrs) May 10, 2020
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BREAKING: UK declared coronavirus-free after scientists discover all we had to do was stay alert.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) May 10, 2020
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Day 23. I have not slept. The coffee ran out a week ago, im having to punch myself in the face to stay awake. I still cant see the virus, but I think Boris Johnsons dad is outside doing the conga.
— Dr Benjamin Janaway (@drjanaway) May 10, 2020
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Stay Alert pic.twitter.com/4u7WIVs52g
— Joshua Lockdown (@J_87d) May 9, 2020
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Can’t get over the incredible shitness of this slogan. Control with vibes? Physical intimidation? Shouting? Guns? Disdain? https://t.co/mEeEjjZ92m
— India Knight (@indiaknight) May 9, 2020
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nodded off for a second and caught the virus trying to lift up the living room window with a crowbar but it’s ok, I maced it and saw it running off to the tenement down the road so all is good. am alert now
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) May 10, 2020
Actor, Stephen McGann, noticed something about the colour scheme.
— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) May 9, 2020
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