11 favourite things people said about Neil Buchanan after it’s rumoured he’s actually Banksy

John Plunkett. Updated September 7th, 2020

It’s not the most important … actually, it IS the most important story today – the rumours going round that Art Attack’s Neil Buchanan (you remember) is actually Banksy.

This may be the tweet that started it. He even had a proper theory and everything …

https://twitter.com/ScouseMan_/status/1301842661364641792?s=20

… although this person was way ahead of everyone else.

Imagine if Banksy turned out to be Neil Buchanan from Art Attack. What a wild trip that would be.

— Nathalie Gordon (@awlilnatty) September 7, 2019

Banksy’s, sorry, Buchanan’s people have denied it but that didn’t stop everyone talking about it, obviously.

So here are 11 of our favourite tweets about the Art Attack chap, not all of them related to his newly-revealed double life.

The fact that there’s a huge rumour going round that Art Attack legend, Neil Buchanan, is actually Banksy is one of the only good things to have happened this year.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 7, 2020

Neil Buchanan is NOT Banksy. Could Banksy use cardboard tubes from old toilet rolls and different coloured ping pong balls to make a trap so you could tell if anybody had been in your room while you’d been out? I think we know the answer to that. It’s ‘no’. #neilbuchanan

— John Bradley (@johnbradleywest) September 7, 2020

https://twitter.com/_Dansson/status/1302906242336202752?s=20

That Neil Buchanan rumour is just a ploy to distract people from discovering the REAL identity of Banksy: pic.twitter.com/GiDjBQUsGD

— Jamie Walsh (@jimjamjamiew) September 7, 2020

*Neil Buchanan on Art Attack*

“Ok, to make this Egyptian mask you’ll need the following:

– A Cereal Box.
– Paint.
– 4 toilet roll tubes.
– Scissors.
– Bag of cement.
– Gypsy tears.
– The gooch fur of a Wombat.
– White dog shit.
– Radium…… and of course
– PVA glue.”

— Flanny. (@FlannyTweets) February 4, 2019

"This IS Art Attack!" yells Neil Buchanan, throwing his arms open. The camera pulls out, above the trees, above the houses, further and further, past the stratosphere until eventually it stops, revealing Earth is the ultimate Art Attack and Neil Buchanan was God all along.

— Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) August 15, 2020

New lockdown rules for England:
You can hunt Neil Buchanan from Art Attack but not Pat Sharp from Funhouse.
Mice can use cats as horses.
You can stay in a bungalow but only if it's haunted & you're the same height as Kylie Minogue.
Indoors is outdoors on Shrove Tuesday.

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 11, 2020

So today I found out that Neil Buchanan from Art Attack now performs in a metal band and I can’t stop thinking about it pic.twitter.com/gzQvxeJ5JN

— Luc (@ellkay_) April 8, 2019

Once when I was a waitress, Neil Buchanan from art attack asked me for another fork. I went and got him a fork. He said, 'thank you'. https://t.co/ajZ8Z5FBJD

— Louise (@LouisePentland) May 15, 2020

10.

https://twitter.com/PeteNewbon/status/1302939197959999488?s=20

11.

JFK was assassinated 55 yrs ago today.
Here’s a true story.
A young black boy ran up to his car as it was driving through Dallas
“I want to be president one day” he said
JFK looked at him, smiled & replied
“Then make it happen”

That young boy was Neil Buchanan from Art Attack

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) November 22, 2018

To conclude …

UPDATED 2020 CALENDAR:

January: Coronavirus
February: Coronavirus
March: Coronavirus
April: Coronavirus
May: Coronavirus
June: Coronavirus
July: Everything is cake
August: Coronavirus
September: Neil Buchanan isn’t Banksy

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) September 7, 2020

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