Your weekly Covid-free oasis of funny – our 25 favourites

13.

Apparently there's a show on BBC this evening called 'Britain's Biggest Dig'. But I have to say I just misheard the announcement, and I looked up in some surprise.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 22, 2020

14.

At school, I used to bury my head in the sand. Eventually, he expelled me.

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) September 22, 2020

15.

To be fair, he's got to be thinking, well, cool, this is very much part of the story. pic.twitter.com/omw05UfMOQ

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) September 22, 2020

16.

I did this on Dropbox. pic.twitter.com/I96a1HRevc

— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) September 22, 2020

17.

inventor of grenades: *holding avocado* i wish this was louder

— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) September 22, 2020

18.

watching hocus pocus with the family, forgot sarah jessica parker is in it, yelled out HEX IN THE CITY, and now nobody will talk to me

— Indy ❄️ (@IndecisiveJones) September 22, 2020

19.

Simon Cowell looking like he’s got a mission for you in GTA V pic.twitter.com/ESHIMyB1As

— mnrrntt2 and 40 others (@mnrrntt) September 22, 2020

20.

Brexit was supposed to turn the UK into an economic superman, but all we have ended up with are more clerks in Kent

— david allen green (@davidallengreen) September 23, 2020

21.

V for Vendetta is just what if Frasier killed people.

— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) September 24, 2020

22.

Reptiles find music relaxing, which is good news if you need a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) September 24, 2020

23.

Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

— Dea Poirier (@deapoirierbooks) September 19, 2020

24.

probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life was listening to the cha cha slide for the first time, and about 1/3 of the way through, hearing “now it’s time to get funky” and mistakenly i had been getting funky since the beginning of the song

— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) September 24, 2020

25.

Who made us spell it "diarrhoea" and not "dire rear"?

— David Quantick (@quantick) September 24, 2020

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