Our top 25 funny tweets of the week
13.
I think it’s pretty progressive that America made their poorest person president.
— Matthew Broussard (@mondaypunday) September 28, 2020
14.
Which side are we rooting for again? pic.twitter.com/97CcAkJp4e
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 29, 2020
15.
There's a story here… pic.twitter.com/aibbnRoIgw
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) September 27, 2020
16.
“Don’t tell him, Pike”. pic.twitter.com/qT7zgUBYxl
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 29, 2020
17.
doctor: i'd like to keep you here overnight
me: why
doctor: [turns to look out the window] i'm lonely— marf (@MarfSalvador) September 29, 2020
18.
Welcome to your 40s you now have a chair that's just right for putting on socks
— Böb Jänke and his Second City Orchestra (@Bob_Janke) September 29, 2020
19.
Child: I need help with my homework.
Also the child: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DO IT
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 29, 2020
20.
my kid just unwrapped her new peppa dinner set and I accidentally ordered a french version and now it says groin groin groin all over the plates and cup ffs pic.twitter.com/3IfXzVfjTL
— Maggy (@maggyvaneijk) September 30, 2020
21.
When you're British and you need to deliver the sickest burn possible pic.twitter.com/cGQcEDq51p
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) September 28, 2020
22.
Just a question to my older followers. I'm 38, eat sensibly, sleep well and exercise thoroughly. Am I just always going to be knackered from now on?
— James Harris (@JamesHarrisNow) September 30, 2020
23.
Being an adult is just saying "I need to put a wash on" every single day until you die
— pint baby (@Pint_Baby) September 30, 2020
24.
FFS, when are they going to sort this out? pic.twitter.com/wwwg1Sfk2B
— Matt Leys (@mattleys) October 1, 2020
25.
Me trying to move the gü ramekins I have in the top cupboard for some reason. pic.twitter.com/s2J0MKQszN
— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) October 1, 2020
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