Halloween, lockdown rules and the unexpected benefits of masks – 14 funny coronavirus tweets

9.

I'm told this is in the window of a vet in the Scottish Borders. Strong approve. pic.twitter.com/0whcI16IEE

— Hugo Rifkind (@hugorifkind) October 2, 2020

10.

Strange times we’re living in where you can go into Walmart and not see a person’s mouth but still see their buttcrack.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 19, 2020

11.

"Listen, I'm fucking skint cause of this Rona shite.
You got any idea how many tins of pledge I go through polishing all this gold?
It's fuckin' loads!
Just shut the fuck up & give me money or I'll send Andrew to pick your kids up from school.
Cheers" pic.twitter.com/iCQLcS0JeA

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 25, 2020

12.

When another household tries to mix with yours pic.twitter.com/7IvgIG9BA6

— shane reaction ☘️ (@shane_reaction_) September 28, 2020

13.

Listening to this old couple argue because he doesn’t want to wear his mask into the coffee shop and she hits him with this: “I put a bra on every day for 50 years, quit whining and put on your mask”

— Male Librarian : wear a mask bruh (@malelibrarian) September 28, 2020

14.

Can’t believe it’s nearly lockdown again already. Swear it gets earlier and earlier every year. I walked past a house earlier and he was already watching tiger king and downloading house party. ITS ONLY SEPTEMBER FFS. For me lockdown doesn’t start until I see my 1st banana bread

— Harvey Hawkins (@harvhawkscomedy) September 11, 2020

Of course, we can’t ignore the elephant in the room.

*Imbleachment Trial* #TrumpCovid pic.twitter.com/sqv2ZbvzKG

— Britgirl's Hates Brexit #FBPE (@MarieAnnUK) October 3, 2020

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