People have been parodying those excruciatingly over-privileged life hacks – 15 scathing takedowns

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Hi Arabella, my name’s Ophelia Yodel Timpington. I run a selfie filter tech start up from my humble penthouse apartment in Chelsea. Built from scratch using funds from my father’s investments in smashed avocado shares, and the timely death of my biscuit conglomerate owning uncle

— The Pickle (@beckypickle) October 6, 2020

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Hi Arrabella
I'm Grant and I run a left wing blog/news service that I set up with money from my trust fund. I spend a lot of time being invited onto tv by producers I went to University with to lecture actual working class people on why it's THEIR fault Corbyn lost.

— bigmeuprudeboy (@bigmeuprudeboy) October 6, 2020

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Hi Arabella. I’m K-Dee & I send healing vibes to combat capitalism through my Instagram poetry page “ViewFromMyKensingtonLoft”. I share my Haiku/Beat poetry along with my organic vegan green smoothie blends. I only wear upcycled cotton t-shirts from NY at $295. Save the earth.

— KGF (@KGFCoffeeGirl) October 7, 2020

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Hi Arabella, my name is Chipper Bottomley-Winsome, I brew artisanal craft beers with my Eton buddies. Our 7-bed share house in Clapham is our city HQ. We provide employment (including our maid and gardener) and recycle fashion (this was my great grandfather’s smoking jacket).

— GJK (@GemimaJayKenny) October 7, 2020

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Bella, my name's Ophelia, I'm a curator of my family art collection (a mega pain cos it's split over 5 houses 😢) Loved your vid. Want to borrow some Matisse paintings for your next shoot? They're super colourful. Pretty sure the artist was totes anti-sweatshop. DM me x

— Trubs 🦇 (@ElsieTrubshaw) October 7, 2020

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Hi Arabella, I’m Hubert Smythe-Mandeville. Online entrepreneur. I split my time between my parent’s estates in Somerset, Davos, Lake Como, and Aspen. Support me via Patreon, premium level, to learn the secrets of how YOU too can be a digital nomad.

— Alastair Maher (@alastairmaher) October 7, 2020

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Hi Arabella, my name’s Horatio Montague-Scott. I got a 3rd class degree at Durham. I was made the youngest VP at Barclays Capital. After my father the chief whip of the conservative party recommended the Barclays CEO for peerage. Im a selfmade man, here's my video on how I did it

— HGIC (@HGIC_) October 7, 2020

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Hi Arabella by name is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. I recently had to sell my 3.5 million dollar home because my salary of 150,000 per year plus access to a network of Russian billionaires doesn't cover my bills. Follow my adventures on how to top up a minimum wage salary.

— FredsMother (@MotherFreds) October 7, 2020

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