Sex is banned indoors for ‘tier 2’ couples living apart and the jokes came thick and fast

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see you all on Hampstead Heath https://t.co/dmgdluhPF1

— Owen Jones (@OwenJones84) October 16, 2020

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How about if they pay each other? Then it becomes work. https://t.co/WhubCuyHYj

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) October 16, 2020

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https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1317141124641918978?s=20

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You can technically have sex in the pub but you've got to buy a garlic bread https://t.co/lqG8CIzmHX

— Elliot Hackney (@ElliotHackney) October 16, 2020

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What are they going to do? Stop you mid gallop?
No one wants to fight a naked man who has just been unseated in the last couple of furlongs. https://t.co/3D0T6XbjXf

— Sartorial Thug 🍸 (@SartorialThug) October 16, 2020

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