Halloween 2020 spooktacular: our 28 favourite tweets

15.

So apparently decorating your front yard with skeletons, grave headstones and dead bodies will shock your neighbors if you live in India where nobody has any idea what Halloween is. The more you know..

— karanbir singh (@karanbirtinna) October 23, 2020

16.

They said no texting while driving but they never said anything about carving jack-o'-lanterns

— Tundra British Columbia Headhunters Circus (@BeeeejEsq) October 15, 2020

17.

Don’t forget to prepare for Halloween by stocking up on sugary treats and snacks. Something to eat while you sit in the dark, pretending to be out.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) October 20, 2020

18.

Trick people into thinking you’re a vampire by never using a mirror.

— Paul (@bingowings14) October 25, 2020

19.

HIM: [gravely voice] I hunt vampires by night

ME: Wouldn't it be easier during the day?

HIM: I have to go now

— mo (@chuuew) October 25, 2020

20.

Me: [walking into house with 8 bags of candy]
Wife: I thought we weren't giving out candy this Halloween.
Me: Halloween?

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 27, 2020

21.

I’m going as sexy reckless endangerment for Halloween.

— Sarah Sweeney (@heysarahsweeney) October 5, 2020

22.

Friend: What are you going to be for Halloween?
Me: Drunk.

— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) October 26, 2020

23.

The best thing about Halloween approaching is that I can pass off all the cobwebs in my house as spooky decorations.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 27, 2020

24.

By the amount of Halloween candy we've bought, and by the amount of candy that is no longer in our house you would think we've had trick or treaters every night since September.

— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) October 27, 2020

25.

If you’ve actually killed and buried somebody in your front garden years ago then now’s the time to get rid of the evidence by putting the skeleton on display in a comical pose then bin it after Halloween 💀🎃👍🏻

— Paddy Raff (@paddyraffcomedy) October 23, 2020

26.

Friend: I want the kids to do pumpkin carving for Halloween but not sure how safe it is to give them knives

Her young son: You can hold the knife and we'll just tell you what to do

Alright… calm it down, mini Manson

— Cheish (@TheCheish) October 29, 2020

27.

*arranging my collection of small Purell™ hand sanitizer bottles into a pentagram on the floor for a Halloween ritual to end COVID-19*

— Justin Stabs Ⓥ (@Staggfilms) October 30, 2020

28.

We tried to come up with the scariest pumpkin we could think of, so we made a ‘guy who doesn’t get how facemasks work’ pumpkin pic.twitter.com/ygCMlYU56S

— Dave (@davechannel) October 30, 2020

This Halloween advice from @bourgeoisalien is a little too on the nose.

how to have a super scary Halloween in 2020:

1. wake up
2.
3

— beth, alien uprising enthusiast👽 (@bourgeoisalien) October 16, 2020

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