Halloween 2020 spooktacular: our 28 favourite tweets
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So apparently decorating your front yard with skeletons, grave headstones and dead bodies will shock your neighbors if you live in India where nobody has any idea what Halloween is. The more you know..
— karanbir singh (@karanbirtinna) October 23, 2020
16.
They said no texting while driving but they never said anything about carving jack-o'-lanterns
— Tundra British Columbia Headhunters Circus (@BeeeejEsq) October 15, 2020
17.
Don’t forget to prepare for Halloween by stocking up on sugary treats and snacks. Something to eat while you sit in the dark, pretending to be out.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) October 20, 2020
18.
Trick people into thinking you’re a vampire by never using a mirror.
— Paul (@bingowings14) October 25, 2020
19.
HIM: [gravely voice] I hunt vampires by night
ME: Wouldn't it be easier during the day?
HIM: I have to go now
— mo (@chuuew) October 25, 2020
20.
Me: [walking into house with 8 bags of candy]
Wife: I thought we weren't giving out candy this Halloween.
Me: Halloween?— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 27, 2020
21.
I’m going as sexy reckless endangerment for Halloween.
— Sarah Sweeney (@heysarahsweeney) October 5, 2020
22.
Friend: What are you going to be for Halloween?
Me: Drunk.— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) October 26, 2020
23.
The best thing about Halloween approaching is that I can pass off all the cobwebs in my house as spooky decorations.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 27, 2020
24.
By the amount of Halloween candy we've bought, and by the amount of candy that is no longer in our house you would think we've had trick or treaters every night since September.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) October 27, 2020
25.
If you’ve actually killed and buried somebody in your front garden years ago then now’s the time to get rid of the evidence by putting the skeleton on display in a comical pose then bin it after Halloween 💀🎃👍🏻
— Paddy Raff (@paddyraffcomedy) October 23, 2020
26.
Friend: I want the kids to do pumpkin carving for Halloween but not sure how safe it is to give them knives
Her young son: You can hold the knife and we'll just tell you what to do
Alright… calm it down, mini Manson
— Cheish (@TheCheish) October 29, 2020
27.
*arranging my collection of small Purell™ hand sanitizer bottles into a pentagram on the floor for a Halloween ritual to end COVID-19*
— Justin Stabs Ⓥ (@Staggfilms) October 30, 2020
28.
We tried to come up with the scariest pumpkin we could think of, so we made a ‘guy who doesn’t get how facemasks work’ pumpkin pic.twitter.com/ygCMlYU56S
— Dave (@davechannel) October 30, 2020
This Halloween advice from @bourgeoisalien is a little too on the nose.
how to have a super scary Halloween in 2020:
1. wake up
2.
3— beth, alien uprising enthusiast👽 (@bourgeoisalien) October 16, 2020
from Halloween GIFs via Gfycat
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