Simply 23 funny things people are saying about Donald Trump and the longest election count
This US presidential election will be remembered for many things, one of which is just how long it’s been. So very, very long.
So just in case you’re flagging, here are 23 funny things people are saying about Donald Trump and the longest election count …
1.
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump has won the State of Denial…
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) November 6, 2020
2.
“I’ve locked you all in the Oval Office so you can’t get me. But you can leave by the fire escape. We haven’t got a second term; I just didn’t have the guts to say that earlier.” pic.twitter.com/4lbQTOG20i
— Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) November 6, 2020
3.
IT’S HAPPENING pic.twitter.com/Y4Qt0H68fq
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 7, 2020
4.
It’s all over but the tantrum.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) November 6, 2020
5.
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1324825534908555264?s=20
6.
Not even Royal babies take THIS long….
— Simon McCoy (@SimonMcCoyTV) November 7, 2020
7.
Trump being dragged from the White House https://t.co/BY273gDJyL
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 6, 2020
8.
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1325024173450817536?s=20
9.
Has that tedious fat sex pest fucked off yet?
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) November 7, 2020
10.
Donald Trump is all of the bad kids from Willy Wonka rolled into one. Can’t giant squirrels escort him out?
— edgarwright (@edgarwright) November 6, 2020
11.
This feeling is the exact feeling you get for the week leading up to giving birth, every night you go to bed begging for it to happen by the next day.
— Jess Phillips (@jessphillips) November 7, 2020
12.
The future’s bright. The future’s not orange.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 6, 2020