Donald Trump Jr saw an anti-Trump conspiracy behind Pfizer’s Covid vaccine – only 5 responses you need

John Plunkett. Updated November 9th, 2020

Without getting too much ahead of ourselves, lots of people were very much cheered up today by reports that Pfizer had developed a Covid-19 vaccine that was 90% effective.

Not everyone was happy about it, though. Specifically, Donald Trump Jr, who didn’t just see a vaccine. He saw a big old conspiracy theory, coming soon after Joe Biden’s election win. Of course he did!

The timing of this is pretty amazing. Nothing nefarious about the timing of this at all right? 🙄 https://t.co/nS5rkywKXT

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 9, 2020

We probably shouldn’t be too surprised. @GaryLineker certainly wasn’t.

Great news if true, but prepare for bonkers conspiracy theories. https://t.co/bPDjAjy0Qy

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) November 9, 2020

And these are the only 5 responses you need.

As your Bible-reading supporters could tell you, plagues often abate when a sinning nation mends its ways https://t.co/1pcxTBoysW

— David Frum (@davidfrum) November 9, 2020

Not everything is about your loser dad. I know that must be hard for you to grasp, but there it is. https://t.co/eJUSJIf5a9

— Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews) November 9, 2020

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/1325793603294273536?s=20

https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/1325798383714529282?s=20

When your world view is so toxic that news of a Covid-19 vaccine annoys you. https://t.co/COFy0amG6c

— Mark Jacob (@MarkJacob16) November 9, 2020

And if you want to know a little bit more about the timing …

The timing, explained, via Bloomberg: "Pfizer raced to verify the data, which were still blinded to almost everyone at the company.. Early on Sunday afternoon, an independent data monitoring committee.. met in a closed video session to review the results for the first time." https://t.co/fGmUslk0vf

— Michael McAuliff (@mmcauliff) November 9, 2020

To conclude.

A potential breakthrough from a German biotech didn’t come fast enough to help Junior’s daddy.

This is my sad face. https://t.co/8xav3rgk9F pic.twitter.com/vTI3hdY7eM

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) November 9, 2020

And this.

Cry harder. Then fuck off. https://t.co/rw6If9r06a

— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) November 9, 2020