Donald Trump could land a ‘$100m book deal’ – 9 comebacks definitely worth reading

As Donald Trump clings on to the White House and refuses to concede despite losing to Joe Biden, reports emerged that the so-called president could earn $100m from a book deal.

EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump could land $100 million book deal for presidential tome https://t.co/5gD7NfpDrA pic.twitter.com/ygTnHRwW2C

— New York Post (@nypost) November 10, 2020

Perhaps he should read a book before he tries to write one about his time on the golf course, sorry, in the White House. Anyway, these 9 comebacks are definitely worth a read …

1.

this is that scene in ET when Elliott lures him out of the shed with a trail of Reese’s Pieces https://t.co/cfo5IesxKN

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 10, 2020

2.

But who's going to write it? https://t.co/7M6qfsLPz6

— Tim Minchin (@timminchin) November 11, 2020

3.

https://twitter.com/TitusNation/status/1326376462308560904?s=20

4.

It’s going to be called “Dictatoring for Dummies.” https://t.co/PFcmcIh6oa

— Paul Feig (@paulfeig) November 11, 2020

5.

Now how is he gonna write a book when he can't even read https://t.co/EZ7RfXLqp9

— I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa (@WrittenByHanna) November 11, 2020

6.

"Mein Kampf, der beste Kampf" https://t.co/lMJ3K8XS66

— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) November 11, 2020

7.

It’ll be the biggest hit since “If I Did It” https://t.co/VfV1NPFWyp

— Jon Cryer (@MrJonCryer) November 10, 2020

8.

https://twitter.com/rmayemsinger/status/1326327739171835904?s=20

9.

The good news is… 100 mill STILL ain’t gonna bail this loser out of debt with all his Russian & Saudi creditors. https://t.co/TqcBcrwgu1

— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) November 11, 2020

To conclude …

He won’t write it and he won’t read it. https://t.co/yPkYF3vA7I

— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) November 10, 2020

And this.

Or we could all just read his psychotic Twitter feed for free. https://t.co/TJSarNreJB

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) November 11, 2020

A final thought.

imagine being the fact-checker for this book. https://t.co/r7dzAu66gH

— ali waller (@imaliwaller) November 11, 2020

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