‘Ruin a date in 5 words’ – these 17 are absolute killers

10.

My wife keeps texting me.

— ➡️⬅️ (@DumpTheManChild) December 8, 2020

11.

https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/1336147497152999424?s=20

12.

Is that my parole officer?

— Eric Moen the Lawn (@EMaxfieldMoen) December 8, 2020

13.

Don’t worry, it’s not contagious.

— Chewineezer Scrooge – Hipster Holiday Wookie (@Crapplefratz) December 8, 2020

14.

https://twitter.com/BullyEsq/status/1336180314511712256?s=20

15.

Showers are so overrated right? https://t.co/D1C2dz5ygH

— Ron Coleman (@RonColeman) December 8, 2020

16.

Mother wants me home by 9.

— OregonRancher (@JordanValleyOR) December 8, 2020

17.

https://twitter.com/DanielBunnJr/status/1336689610739634176?s=20

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