Simply 23 jokes about the new national lockdown to help to take the edge off just a little bit

John Plunkett. Updated January 5th, 2021

13.

https://twitter.com/alex_brooker/status/1346189729709121537?s=20

14.

https://twitter.com/jamieeast/status/1346190672492158979?s=20

15.

The irony of BBC One replacing Still Open All Hours for Boris Johnson's lockdown announcement pic.twitter.com/HOPGLC4fJO

— Jono Read (@jonoread) January 4, 2021

16.

While I appreciate this lockdown is bad news for a lot of people, it feels particularly harsh on those of us who are forced to share a house with Boris Johnson.

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 4, 2021

17.

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1346395148062773248

18.

So which new skills are you not going to acquire during lockdown 3? I might not get into crochet.

— Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) (@twlldun) January 4, 2021

19.

https://twitter.com/MrKenShabby/status/1346159777559310336?s=20

20.

Ordered another jigsaw.

— Neil Henderson (@hendopolis) January 4, 2021

21.

Just had a “we’re sorry we missed you” from the postman on day one of being legally required to remain indoors

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 5, 2021

22.

If I’m lucky enough to go on holiday this summer I’m just going to sit on the beach all day and stare out to sea.
Nothing else.

— IAN HYLAND (@HylandIan) January 4, 2021

23.

Well, we did it, guys. We got through January.

*checks calendar*

lolwut

— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) January 5, 2021

One final thought …

https://twitter.com/amateuradam/status/1346209870958256128?s=20

And another.

This lockdown is going to be difficult because it’s January, it’s cold and dark. But I cling to the knowledge that each day there is just a little more daylight, that Spring is coming and that things will feel brighter soon.

— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) January 5, 2021

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