England continues to unlock – 18+ funny takes on the new rules
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Morning. pic.twitter.com/itIhjpJSDd
— Luke Davis (he/him) 🐍✊🏾 (@LukeDavisSEO) April 12, 2021
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All the girls rushing to Primark tomorrow pic.twitter.com/4kaukjKp3W
— T̷e̷e̷ (@Teexhann) April 11, 2021
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Me and the girls off to the beer garden 💕 pic.twitter.com/cGomTt9Ks0
— Alice Tew (@BuckinghamAlice) April 12, 2021
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Looking forward to carefully picking a locker at the gym today and returning to see a naked old man towelling himself next to it.
That's mirrors for you #lockdowneasing #Gymsreopening— Ben Turner Comedian (@benturnercomedy) April 12, 2021
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“Finally! After months of hiding from a deadly virus I can see my friends in a beer garden!”
*news report* “..it is said that the man died of exposure as he power-necked 5 pints of Peroni in 45 minutes in the car park of the Cat and Flap pub in Oswestry..”
— Shaun Keaveny 💙 (@shaunwkeaveny) April 12, 2021
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“Four pints of craft ale and a scotch egg please” pic.twitter.com/bjVBY0EoV9
— christhebarker (@christhebarker) April 12, 2021
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Priti Patel going to Primark first thing tomorrow morning to spend another 5k on Home Office credit card pic.twitter.com/7VpGB0NxQo
— Ajay (@Ajay_L_N) April 11, 2021
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me going to a pub garden tomorrow at 11am pic.twitter.com/Du6YXoKXxM
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) April 11, 2021
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PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUBLIC CONVENIENCES WILL BE OPEN AGAIN!
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) April 12, 2021
Lest we forget – some people have to return to their workplaces after months working from home.
Have to go to back to the office tomorrow. Hope they don't think it's weird when I get up to put a wash on at 11am and get distracted for three hours
— Alexandra Haddow (@MissAHaddow) April 12, 2021
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