Simply 17 of the funniest parenting tweets of the month

John Plunkett. Updated October 31st, 2021

10.

Playing board games with your kids and deliberately trying to lose so it ends quicker is a parenting art form

— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) October 7, 2021

11.

I’m sorry but if you come to my house and want something to drink, you’re probably gonna need to get a glass from my kid’s room.

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) October 4, 2021

12.

11-year-old: That outfit looks nice.

Me: Thanks.

11: Just not on you.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 14, 2021

13.

My daughter found out that she can type 36.2 words per minute when texting. Which is odd because she always answers my texts with “k”.

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) October 20, 2021

14.

Sorry I never responded to the text you sent; my 5-year-old just finished telling me a story that started on Friday.

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) October 4, 2021

15.

I let my toddler play with my phone today so now everything is in Spanish and I have 273 pictures of her left hand

— Lottie-BOO 👻 (@Lottie_Poppie) October 7, 2021

16.

My 4yo asked why we don’t get other people to cook our meals, clean our house and drive us around and I think she just invented being rich

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) October 14, 2021

17.

There’s an urban legend going around that one time a kid went on a 20 minute car ride without a tablet or fidget toys.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 21, 2021

18.

my children wish to inform you they will be deceased from hunger before dinner if they do not have a second after school snack

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) October 4, 2021

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