19 favourite funny fake solar energy facts
The Tory leadership race has been a dark place – or time – for the environment. Neither candidate has a plan to stop the poonami currently polluting the UK’s waters, but both pledge to scale back on the use of farmland for solar panels.
That ought to leave plenty of land available for rotting vegetables to be left unharvested due to labour shortages.
Solar energy was on the mind of the hashtag roundup gang, who made it the topic of their Sunday challenge.
This is the dawning of #FakeSolarEnergyFacts
with@bigmacher@ReynardCity@OhWhelm
Part of @HashtagRoundup pic.twitter.com/oBecd9wyG2
— #FakeFacts (@HashFakeFacts) August 21, 2022
The responses were almost as imaginative as Jacob Rees-Mogg’s list of Brexit benefits.
1.
To avoid heat damage, only put your solar panels out at night #FakeSolarEnergyFacts
— Sci-Fi Gene (@scifigene) August 21, 2022
2.
It will only work while the sun is actually shining pic.twitter.com/bkyr95XWSz
— ItsMeHelen (@ItsMeHelenMary) August 21, 2022
3.
If we just made wind turbines with blades made of solar panels all the world's energy problems would be solved overnight! #FakeSolarEnergyFacts
— G. Behn (@gwbehn) August 21, 2022
4.
#FakeSolarEnergyFacts Governments use solar flares to ward off UFO’s from coming to Earth pic.twitter.com/pu3aFvUVBE
— Jordan (@Jordan_Rockford) August 21, 2022
5.
It’s the only way to power your cats. #FakeSolarEnergyFacts pic.twitter.com/WZn1Y89XcL
— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) August 21, 2022
6.
It causes crazy mutations #FakeSolarEnergyFacts pic.twitter.com/gU8D0SDtOD
— LeighRo46137 (@LeighRoi8) August 21, 2022
7.
To stop using solar panels, cover them with SPF 50 sunscreen #FakeSolarEnergyFacts
— Tony Tino (not a frozen pizza) (@TTino74) August 21, 2022
8.
#FakeSolarEnergyFacts it's twin Lunar energy will be available next year.
— Paul Boxshall (@Superbokka) August 21, 2022
9.
#FakeSolarEnergyFacts it comes from wind pic.twitter.com/TYPmYnHBJd
— The1stBAT (@The1stBAT) August 21, 2022
10.
Kevin Sorbo grows stronger on Vitamin D and sunlight #FakeSolarEnergyFacts
— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) August 21, 2022
